Maybe it's just a rite of passage after becoming a Mom, or maybe it's that I'm surrounded by teenagers constantly but lately I've started to feel incredibly old. Why you ask? Let me break it down in no particular order.
1. Jenna text me Sunday night with all the rage about Miley's scandalous performance at the VMA's. What? I didn't even know MTV was still a channel and most importantly I had no idea what that channel was.
2. My students say words daily that I don't get. Finally one day I said, "okay, what does all this mean?" and they had a field day telling me everything. One of my hilarious students even created a list that I could study.
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3. Again, a situation dealing with one of my lovelies. I was talking about "Die Fledermaus" in my music history class and chamber maids came up. I told them what they were and then being the awesome teacher I am attempted to "make a connection to their life". I asked the class, "who watches Downton Abbey?" I got blank stares from all of them and finally a boy yells out, "I think my grandparents watch that". Awesome kid, let me know when me and granny can hang.
4. The last few mornings I've been having this dream when my alarm clock goes off. Someone tells me I have to go back to sleep or Austin will wake up so I obviously do. I've hit snooze twice before I realize this is a dream and when I finally get up it is still well before 5 AM.
5. Friday night I legitimately fantasized about going to bed at 9.
AGH... what do I do? I get that I've had a kid now and I'm supposed to adopt Mom jeans and a minivan but I feel like this is all happening way too fast. I'm not 100. Someone send help before I end up at bingo and 4PM dinner.
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5. Friday night I legitimately fantasized about going to bed at 9.
AGH... what do I do? I get that I've had a kid now and I'm supposed to adopt Mom jeans and a minivan but I feel like this is all happening way too fast. I'm not 100. Someone send help before I end up at bingo and 4PM dinner.
For Natalie's News this has been, Natalie-Corinne.
3 comments:
first off...I watch Downton Abbey. also, I often tell people I can't go to shows if they start at 9:00, because I don't want to get home after midnight. I don't like loud places anymore either and when I go to music things I think the young people dress funny.
Don't worry....when you get to be about 50 and your kids are grown, you can be cool again and you won't give a damn if your cool doesn't equal 20,30,40 something's idea of cool. It's completely awesome. :)
Friend,
You are having my same life right now. I feel 100 as well. It's because we work with teenagers. I, too, fantasize about sleep. I've heard this part of our lives will pass and we will be more fun again. I got a bit of that when Harper was three and before I got pregnant again. She was easier and potty trained and such so I didnt feel so bad leaving her with my mom or a sitter. I think I went out and had two beers and felt amazing. Until 10 p.m. when I went to bed. But now I have a wee one again and my friends and I are planning epic all-inclusive Mexican vacations with all the drinking... for 5-10 years from now. Le sigh.
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