my little lovelies

Student convo

One of my lovelies gave me this double handed "compliment" today.

"Mrs. Pratt, you married?" Student 1

"yeah, she married, that's why her named changed" Student 2

"You must feel lucky Mrs. Pratt...you found someone to be with you, even during all of your... moments." Student 1

"Are you so surprised that I'm married?" Me

"Well, no offense Mrs. Pratt, everyone has their moments, some of us just have more than others. Just be thankful he doesn't seem to notice" Student 1

Middle school never changes. Cheerleaders, especially little, skinny, cute cheerleaders say whatever they want, and always get away with it with a sneaky smile.

I hope she gets cellulite. Lots and lots of cellulite.

For Natalie's News this has been a very mature, Natalie-Corinne.