*News Flash*

This is a Natalie's News special update:

Hot off the press, this story will blow your mind! Aimee Bertrand has a real life stalker! Please don't be too alarmed, Natalie's news has contacted the alleged stalker and all of the personal contacts have seemed to be harmless...so we hope
The first contact occurred a few weeks ago in a scary and dramatic car chase. Aimee noticed that someone was flagging her car down. She first wondered if something was wrong with her car, looking and observing no obvious problems, she kept driving. The man was relentless... honking and flagging! This alarmed Aimee, she kept thinking," what could he want? Is this some kind of attack because of who I work for? Is this an out of control parent of a child that I used to be a glorified baby-sitter for? What is going on?" Finally, after the man would just not stop, Aimme would make her first mistake, she stopped. The robust and older man stepped up to her car. A million thoughts ran through Aimee's head, she rolled down her window and the man responds with a friendly, "Hotty Toddy!" He had seen Aimee's UM alumni sticker and flagged her down b/c he was also an Ole Miss alum! Aimee learned that the man's name is Larry Holt and that he played football here several decades ago. Second mistake, Aimee gave Holt a business card so they could possibly see each other in the grove. Weeks pass and Aimee resumes her normal life. She doesn't hear from Holt and forgets about the strange meeting. Then during another normal at work, she gets a mysterious phone call. Aimee had told Holt that she was fond of his chrome rebel on his bumper. Holt contacted Aimee at work and had purchased Aimme her own chrome rebel. Imagine the impact and influence Aimee must have made on Holt. They met for approximately 3 minutes and he was already shopping for her. Holt wanted Aimee to come to his house and pick up the chrome rebel. This would be mistake number three. It was on his turf and his rules.. Aimee anxiously drove to Holt's house thinking of the many ways she could escape if the situation arose. "I could use my keys and my stilettos a weapon" (Aimee), however these precautions were not used. Holt had bought Aimee the chrome rebel. It is a great addition to her Honda. What we have learned about Holt is that he is not so much of a scary stalker but a mooch or a "scrub" if you remember the popular destiny's child track. Holt now wants to join the Bertrand camp at the grove! This story is far from over! I am sure some stories will arise after the first football game that Holt attends! I can only imagine Byron and Ginger's response..(note Byron and Ginger are Aimee's parents).



The Real World Austin officially sucks:
Last night I had a date at the apt with furniture with Rebecca and Ally. We watched more reality programming: Real World and that 70's House. The Real World sucks this season, I'm just going to say it... maybe everything isn't always bigger in Texas.. OooOo


I'll get comments over that one! The 70's house is actually surprisingly funny for an extremely low budget and pointless show...



Stay tuned late this week:

*Top 10 insults at Security Check
*Ass of the week ( I am still taking suggestions, thanks to the ones who have emailed them to me.. it will be a hard decision)
*Weekend update
*Aimgo's in Oxford is this weekend get excited! Check your facebook account...

Have a safe and happy day, signing off for Natalie's News, this has been Natalie Corinne